5: Upgrade Review

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What does Pacific Rim: Uprising, Peter Rabbit, Tomb Raider, Proud Mary, The Titan, Action Point, Gringo, The Outsider, Mute, and A Futile and Stupid Gesture have in common? These are just a handful of films I have seen this year, where I felt like we were supposed to get one kind of film, but either through bad marketing, or simply bad filmmaking, we didn’t get them. Some came closer than others to giving us what we wanted, but they all failed at certain levels. I decided to talk about a film that not only gives us what we want, but also more. The film in question is Upgrade, directed by Leigh Whannell.

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The story revolves around a stay-at-home mechanic named Grey Trace, played by Logan Marshall-Green. He does custom car requests while his wife, Asha, played by Melanie Vallejo, works for a high-tech company known as Cobolt. After taking a refurbished car to a client named Eron Keen, they get ambushed by a group of hitmen that leave Grey a quadriplegic and Asha dead. After moping around as a quadriplegic, Grey gets an offer from his last client, Eron Keen, played by Harrrison Gilbertson, to stick a highly advanced AI chip named STEM into the back of Grey’s neck that will help him walk again. After getting used to walking, Grey begins to hear the chip talking to him, and is voiced by Simon Maiden. He offers Grey the opportunity to find these hitmen and take them down, hoping to solve the mystery of who sent them, and why they killed his wife.

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When you first see the trailer, it looks like it’s going to be a hyper-violent sci-fi romp. Well, thankfully, while they do show most of the action scenes for probably marketing reasons, it’s so much fun! You know how The Revenant was shot to make you follow the action up close to make you feel like you were there? Upgrade does that in a similar way. Each time Grey lets STEM take over, the camera turns robotic and wonky, but not in a messy or amateur-hour sort of way. STEM essentially controls Grey like a puppet, so his movements match that whenever the action scenes decide to kick in. It makes for some of the best action that’s not from a superhero movie in 2018. It’s surprisingly gory, but that’s part of the fun. It’s brutal, in your face, and hugely entertaining to watch. Definitely don’t watch this if you get turned off by hyper-violence, but keep chugging along if you do! To make this not just a pulp violent schlockfest, the story that tackles the commentary about how far will we let technology go, and the overreliance of said technology, does lead to a really captivating mystery as to who sent the hitmen after Grey and his wife. I wasn’t really expecting that, because I was ready to succumb to the gory ride, but was glad to see there was more under the hood. It turns what you would find in a direct-to-video bargain bin from the 80s and 90s, into a rather captivating sci-fi thriller. It’s a fairly focused story that keeps you invested in Grey and his mission, and while it does sort of turn into a Black Mirror episode by the end, I loved it. Logan Marshall-Green does a great job at portraying a slightly jaded, but grounded individual, and brings a lot of great deliveries to the film’s nice splash of dark comedy. I mean, how would you act for the first time you let a highly advanced AI chip control your body without your control, and you kept seeing yourself do all of these amazing action film set-piece movements?

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With all that said, I do have one major problem with the film, and it’s the fact that out of 90 or so minutes, it takes up to 20 minutes to get to the stuff people want. Granted, the stuff they do show beforehand gets you invested into its story, but you wish that they either cut that part down a bit, or made the movie longer. While the action and story was great, I was always itching for one more action sequence. Just something more, but knowing how this is a partly Blumhouse-produced film, the budget wasn’t all that big, and they could only do so many action scenes. It just would have been nice, since the film repeats its structure after Grey gets STEM, and I personally felt like they could have added another action scene, due to how fun all of the action is. It makes you wonder what they could do with a sequel or spiritual successor to this film, if they set it up more in terms of John Wick Part 2’s pacing.

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Even despite all that, I found Upgrade to be one of 2018’s best surprises. It tackles its grimy sci-fi look perfectly, the action is some of 2018’s best, and the body-horror cybernetics that many of the characters have are effective. I wish it had a bit more action, and we got to the blood and grunge faster, but if you, for some reason, haven’t been able to see this film yet, definitely go buy it right now. I mean, if you are into this type of film. It’s a gory, bloody, pulpy, darkly comedic, and action-heavy ride that definitely wants me to yell “Play it Again, Cam!”

4: Ant-Man Review

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So, I wanted to always tackle superhero films for these live-action reviews. However, no matter if they were DC, Marvel, or some other indie company, I never really want to rewatch them. I definitely enjoy the Marvel films, but I don’t ever think about watching all of them again. I would argue that maybe eight or so of the current Marvel films that have been made under the Disney banner are ones I would definitely rewatch. Since we are past the two giant Marvel films of the year with Black Panther and Avengers: Infinity War, I decided to review the film starring our pint-size hero, Ant-Man by director Peyton Reed.

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The story focuses on a recently released criminal/ex systems engineer named Scott Lang, played by Paul Rudd. After being released from prison, and failing to make a living for himself, he decides to take an offer to pull off a heist at a mansion owned by Hank Pym, played by Michael Douglas. After getting his crew, that includes Luis, played by Michael Pena, Dave, played by TIP Harris, and Kurt, played by David Dasmalchian, he breaks into the mansion to see what’s inside. Scott finds a large safe that includes a super suit. After putting the suit on, Scott realizes that the suit gives him the ability to shrink down to the size of an ant, or even smaller. Scott gets contacted by the creator of the suit, Hank Pym, and gets wrapped up into a mission to take down an individual who wants to weaponize Hank’s technology. Can he stop the maniacal Darren Cross, played by Corey Stoll, before he can take over the world with Hank’s inventions?

Before we get started, people are going to probably wonder if I side with the people who were mad that Edgar Wright was kicked off this project. Well, to be frank, I don’t care. I love the director, but this kind of stuff happens. The classic Wizard of Oz went through multiple directors and development changes. It doesn’t always end up with a good product, but I’m judging Ant-Man for what we received, and not bash the film, because the original director was going to be Edgar Wright. Now then, let’s get to the rest of the review.

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I think what I like about this movie is that while it’s a superhero movie, and a superhero that could be considered an odd choice, they take full advantage of having fun with this premise.  The best way for superhero films to evolve is to simply be more than superhero films. I mean, that sounds weird, but let me explain. In spite of it being a Marvel superhero film, it’s more in line with a heist film. It doesn’t skimp on the fact that our hero is in a size-changing suit either. Anything that you can think of in the range of a normal Marvel film is done here. A lot of the best moments of the film are Paul Rudd changing size. Seeing him jump in the air, shrinking, running up a gun and knocking a henchman out, while in that tiny form, is a highlight of the film. Scenes like that are what make the film fun. Of course, the most memorable moment is with Ant-Man and Yellowjacket being tiny, and fighting on a Thomas the Tank Engine trainset. It’s flashy, funny, and you really get the scale of how small they are, and how big everything else is. I mean, when you have a superhero that can change his size, and control ants, you make sure that’s a huge focus. They somehow made ants adorable, and each species have their own distinct personalities. If this was a superhero film back in the early 2000s, this character would have suffered from bad adaptations, and no one really having an idea on how to use him. I think getting Paul Rudd as the lead character was the perfect choice. I like that while he can be tech savvy in certain areas, he’s more grounded as a normal guy among the more tech savvy individuals in the MCU. He also has charm for days. He is simply a great actor. Corey Stoll is also fun as the villain. He isn’t one of the greatest villains of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but he’s one of the more entertaining, because he’s just so slimy and obviously evil. Evangeline Lilly and Michael Scott are also great as Hank Pym and Hope Van Dyne, but they are pretty much secondary for the first film, and are way better utilized in the recently released sequel (which will also get a review in the future). Of course, everyone remembers and references Michael Peña as Luis, and how he has these amazing and incredibly hilarious ways of recapping stories. Whether this was part of Edgar Wright’s original script or not, these sequences bring in some of the best comedy in the Marvel films.

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While I do find myself watching this movie a lot, I have some problems with it. Sometimes, the story doesn’t flow as well from one point to another, some of the jokes could have been cut out, the Baskin Robbins scene went on a bit too long, and it’s yet another origin story with some fairly predictable story beats. Granted, when this came out, it was a cleanser for the intense story and moments of Age of Ultron, but it could have had a bit more substance to the story and certain characters. I also found the Yellowjacket suit to be fairly generic-looking. At least the excuse you can have for Ant-Man’s suit is that the retro-style suit would not have translated at all into live-action. I wish there was a bit more creativity with his design.

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Still, I love Ant-Man and it tends to be one of my personal favorites of the Marvel films from Disney. It’s creative, fun, I like Paul Rudd as Ant-Man, and I love watching it every time it’s on TV. This is why I love Marvel. They can take certain heroes from their catalog of characters, even the oddest heroes, and make them work. I would definitely recommend this one if you want something different from your normal superhero films. It’s an entertaining experience that makes me want to shrink down, and Play It Again!

3: The Death of Stalin Review

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A comment I see in my line of writing/work is that people want politics to stay out of their video games, shows, and movies. Well, hate to be that guy, but politics are in everything. Every artistic decision has some kind of leaning or belief behind it. You literally can’t escape it, and there is nowhere to go when you are watching a political comedy. These are films that I tend to not really want to watch, because I want to be engaged with the jokes, the writing, the characters, and the story. Yes, I’m expecting a political point of view in the writing and directing, but if that’s all I’m seeing, then you are going to simply get labeled as propaganda, which sadly happens more than you would think. Thankfully, I recently watched a really funny comedy that I wish more people could see, The Death of Stalin, directed by Armando Iannucci.

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It’s the 1950s, and the tyrannical Stalin, played by Adrian McLoughlin, is the big cheese in Russia. Well, that is until he has a stroke and falls to the ground dead as a door nail. This causes all of his close personal co-workers/friends, like Nikita Khruschev, played by Steve Buscemi, Laverntiy Beria, played by Simon Russell Beale, Vyacheslav Molotov, played by Michael Palin, Gorgy Malenkov, played by Jeffery Tambor, and so on, to panic. I mean, their leader is dead! It then becomes this mad dash to see who becomes the leader of Russia, who get what position of power, and who they need to sway to get on their good side. Let’s just say that this leads to some clever and well-written shenanigans.

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I think what really gels about this film is how its political comedy works, and how the film survives as its own comedy. I mean, what’s funnier than to see a tyrannical government lose its head like a chicken, and run around in a panic, as they all try to get ahead of one another and backstab whoever in order to get the job done? I mean, yes, a lot of what people have said is true, that the buffoonery from the entire committee is very telling in how it mirrors our current political climate, but even if you took that part out, it’s still really funny. I mean, it’s almost too comical in how obvious they are trying to get ahead of one another, trying to make sure they still get their nice seat on the committee, and not end up on one of the infamous kill lists. Another aspect of the comedy I liked is that it also has other bits of humor, like having little background gags from time to time. This film has probably the most consistent laughs that I have seen in a comedy from 2018. Everyone delivers great lines, there are fantastic performances, and it finds a way to balance out the laughs and the fact that these are people who have done some unquestionably horrible things. It does not shy away from the fact that this government has kept their people under an iron fist, and have either banished, tortured, or killed whoever they needed.

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I like the actors chosen for the roles. While I definitely love Steve Buscemi as the calm-headed middle man, Simon Russell Beale as the power hungry individual, Rupert Friend as Stalin’s constantly drunk son, Jeffery Tambor as the bumbling incompetent right hand, and a lot of the major cast, I have to pinpoint that the best character in the film was Jason Isaacs as Georgy Shukov. Isaacs plays this macho foul-tempered man, and he steals every scene that he is in. He has the best lines, the best introduction to his character, and it was simply fun to see Jason Isaacs again. Really, the best thing about this film is that everyone had a good role, a funny line, a humorous sequence, and no one felt like dead weight or was unnecessary.

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My one major complaint about the film is that the last third, while still entertaining, doesn’t balance out the comedy and drama as well as the first two-thirds of the film. It tends to lean more on the dramatic side of things, and while I definitely understand why the film went that way, I wish it was more like the first two-thirds. Then again, when you are about to cause a mutiny with one of your longest standing co-workers, filling out the sequence with jokes probably would have been in bad taste. I almost forgot to put this in, but after what has been going on in Hollywood, it is awkward to see Jeffery Tambor in the film. He’s funny and he plays his part well, but like TJ Miller in Ready Player One, it’s unfortunate timing to be seeing him in this film.

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I really loved The Death of Stalin. It was a comedy I was not expecting to enjoy, and it was a film I came out of smiling from ear to ear. Unlike some comedies, I think The Death of Stalin will still hold up years from now. While it can definitely be connected to our current political climate, with who’s in office and our conflict with Russia, I feel like you can take the film and place it during different points in history, and somehow find a way to connect the characters and actions to certain points in time. I have seen this twice as of writing this review, and I definitely will want to see it again. It’s a political comedy that aims for a home run, and hits it out of the park. You will definitely want to play it again!

2: The Big Sick Review

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Parental Warning/Heads Up!: This film has a good chunk of adult jokes, cursing, and might not be suitable for younger viewers. Viewer’s discretion is advised. Thanks for reading this.

A genre I find struggling and stumbling across the finish line many times are films of the comedy/romance genre. Sure, there are plenty of films with great romantic chemistry between characters, but films in the comedy/romance genre don’t tend to have a lot of variety to them, and while there are plenty of classics in the genre, not many know how to keep it fresh and interesting. At worst, most romantic comedies tend to come off very cookie cutter, and on the rare occasion, unintentionally come off as the characters being really terrible people. It’s tough, since you want to have an amazing story, or a very well-executed story with characters you want to invest your time into and want to get together. I definitely don’t find romance-focused films to have a lot of rewatchability, but I have definitely found a few that make me want to say “play it again!” What films am I talking about? For this review, it’s the 2017 hit The Big Sick, which was directed by Michael Showalter, produced by Judd Apatow and Barry Mendel, and written by Emily V Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani.

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The Big Sick talks about the real life story of how our star Kumail Nanjiani is a Pakistani standup comedian in Chicago. While trying to get his big break, he meets who would be his future wife Emily V. Gordon, who in this film is named Emily Gardner, played by Zoe Kazan. They hit it off, and become romantically connected, while he has to deal with his family trying to hook him up with Pakistani women. One day, Emily gets dangerously ill, and ends up in a coma. Kumail not only has to deal with that, but also her parents played by Ray Romano and Holly Hunter. Will Emily make it out alive? What will happen when Kumail interacts with her parents?

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This might sound clichéd and film snobbish, but The Big Sick’s greatest offering is how much heart and soul is in this story. When you hear about a movie coming out that is based on a real life story/event, you get thoughts of the studio romanticizing the entire event or turning it into propaganda for a certain group of individuals. Thankfully, this is not the case with this story. Everything from the acting, the writing, the jokes, to the arc of the story felt genuine. No one is acting like caricatures of the tropes you see in romantic-comedies. Even the members of Kumail’s family in the film would normally be played as the butt of the joke, but are not.  It’s refreshing to see a romance story that’s more grounded. Yes, I love films like Moonstruck that have more comedic characteristics and expressive characters, but playing it grounded was needed for this story.

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The actors all worked off each other well, and the comedy was really funny. I mean, I wasn’t holding my sides or out of breath, but the jokes were legit hilarious. So many comedies these days want to have the comedy stars adlib their lines, and it gets tiring when the director doesn’t tell them to stop or try out different takes. I think what makes it all work is that the film isn’t trying to make some out-of-touch fantasy setting like The Back Up Plan. Everything from the small talk to the awkward words of wisdom all connected to me while I was watching. I have been in situations where good comedy came out of small talk, and talks of wisdom ended up not sounding as good out-loud. I also think the story works because of the actors themselves. I am not fully familiar with Kumail, besides some voice-over roles in films like LEGO Ninjago and his guest appearances on HarmonQuest, and I was curious if he could hold the film as the lead. To my happy surprise, Kumail was funny, charming, kind, and incredibly likable. This is definitely one actor in Hollywood that you should be following.  Of course, the actress playing Emily, Zoe Kazan, does a great job with a believable quirkiness to her, and as many people have pointed out, Holly Hunter and Ray Romano nail it as Emily’s parents. Both have some of the best acting in their careers. Don’t worry, Ray, your performance here makes up for the last couple of Ice Age films. Seriously though, this film has some of my favorite performances of 2017. They do a great job balancing out the comedy and the drama. When the characters are feeling good, you can feel that, and when they are hurt or in pain, again, you feel that.

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It’s good, as a film critic, to point out the pros and the cons for every film, though, I can’t really find anything that would be considered a deal breaker. Maybe the film is a touch long at almost two hours? Then again, I can’t really think of any scenes I would cut out. While this film does expand on a familiar formula, some of the more “predictable” sequences did come up, but due to how the overall film was executed, the story had me hooked. I’m trying to find something that I could really say hurt the film, but The Big Sick set out in its goal to tell a compelling and loving story about how Kumail met Emily, and it did a fantastic job at what it set out to do.

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The Big Sick was wonderful and charming. I was so happy it was a case of a good trailer that ended up with an amazing movie, and one of my favorites from 2017. I have to hand it to Kumail for taking a genre of film that is hard to make good these days, and make a real-to-life story about him from his days as a stand-up comedian, his relationship with his family, and Emily, to even her parents. It’s widely available on Amazon Prime for free, but even if you don’t have Prime, buy the movie. Kumail and Emily hit it out of the park, and they made a movie that will definitely make me want to play it again!

1: From Dusk Till Dawn Review

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Parental Warning/Heads Up!: This film is not meant for kids! It includes swearing, violence, nudity, graphic content, guns worn around the groin, sex, cursing, gore, and so on. Do not show this to your kids. Viewer’s discretion is advised. I will also be talking about the movie as a whole, since I can’t talk about it without spoiling it.

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When I was picking films to review for Play it Again, I wanted to not pick typical super-cheesy or sleazy schlock. Even when it comes to making schlock, there is an art and proper execution for making B movie-style films. Sure, you can be more violent, over-the-top, self-aware, or sexual, but it doesn’t mean you can slack off in the other departments. It’s why I found the perfect film for this whole philosophy of well-made B movie entertainment that is more A-grade than B-grade. What film is that? It’s the Quinten Tarantino-written and Robert Rodriguez-directed, From Dusk Til Dawn.

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The story follows two brothers, Seth and Richie Gecko, played by George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino. They are running away from the police after pulling off a heist, killing some people, and taking a bank teller hostage. They stop at a hotel, and end up taking a family including an ex-priest, Jacob Fuller, played by Harvey Keitel, his daughter Katherine Fuller, played by Juliette Lewis, and his adopted son, Scott Fuller, played by Ernest Liu. The two brothers end up using them to get across the border to Mexico. Seth tells the family that they are going to a strip club called The Titty Twister to wait for his “business” partner to arrive there at dawn. Unfortunately for them, after seeing a tantalizing dance from a stripper, played by Salma Hayek, they end up finding out, along with the other truckers and bikers, that The Titty Twister is a hive of vampires! Stuff hits the fan, and they have to find a way to survive until dawn. They team up with a biker named Sex Machine, played by Tom Savini, and a Vietnam vet named Frost, played by Fred Williamson. Can they make it out alive, or will the vampires be having an “all you can drink” buffet?

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The first criticism I hear about this film all the time is the tonal shift. At first, it starts out as a fairly serious and imposing crime thriller. Every scene with the two brothers and the kidnapped bank-teller is filled with constant dread, due to how violent the two can be. Then halfway through, it turns into a B-movie with a stripper joint being the den of a horde of vampires. I can understand that being very jarring to some people, but at the same time, did people not see the shootout at the beginning of the film? Yeah, it had its serious moments, but it was also fun to watch, as you wait to see who pulled the trigger first. I can respect that back when this was released, this was jarring, and people didn’t like getting caught off-guard due to the sudden change, but if you sit back, and let it happen, it turns into one of the most entertaining tributes to B-movies of all of cinema. I think some people forget a lot of B-movies would have sudden change in tone or plot, and a lot of them are fondly remembered. There is just something so tantalizing about watching this film from start to finish.

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From the quick witty writing of Tarantino, to one of Robert Rodriguez’s best directorial works, it’s a blast to watch all the characters work off one another to survive until dawn and to not be bitten or turned into vampires themselves. All the characters are memorable, and all have pretty great lines. It’s easily a film I quote when I’m talking with friends or quoting it back and forth with my parents. Yeah, I had cool parents who loved movies like this. The bar scene is especially memorable as you start from the dusty roads outside the bar, a loud and maniacal Cheech Marin, who is in this film three times, barking out that the girls are hot, and you walk in with the killer rock band, and Danny Trejo being your bartender. Of course, one of the most iconic scenes is the sexy and sultry dance done by Salma Hayek. It’s a bit sleazy, but it’s a strip joint, there is no Build-a-Bear Workshop built in. For the most part, the practical effects for the vampire make-up are superb, as everyone looks disgusting and monstrous. They even throw in a rat monster, just because they could. Some of the early CGI-dissolves look dated, but you don’t really focus on that when Tom Savini has a revolver gun around his groin and isn’t afraid to use it.

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Even through all this madness, there is still this emotional investment with making sure everyone makes it out alive. While some characters get the short end of the stick, like Frost, you still feel bad for anyone that gets bitten or killed. It’s weird to say you stay emotionally invested when this sounds like an utter schlockfest, but you do. I wish some characters could have stuck around a little more, we could have gotten some other monster designs, and seen the sweet weapons in the final confrontation used more, but I don’t have a lot to complain about.

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From Dusk Til Dawn can be sleazy, jarring, scary, funny, full of cursing, blood, and action-packed vampire killing, but that’s also why I love it so much. It knew how to execute everything, and it makes for one of the craziest rides of 1996. I know this film got a sequel, a prequel, and a retelling of the entire mythos in the form of a TV series, but really, all you need or really want to see is the first movie. It’s widely available, and if you are into fun movies with a unique flavor to them, then by all means, pick up this awesome gem. As far as I can tell, From Dusk Til Dawn might be one of my all-time favorite movies, and is easily one where I will be saying, “Play it Again, Cam!”

Play it Again, Cam! Introduction

So, as a critic, I have been reviewing animated films for two years now, and covering gaming for 10 years on my website, camseyeview.biz. However, I feel like if I am to grow as a critic, I need to review something else. If I want to expand and widen my audience, I need to review the next evolution of animated films, live-action films! However, my opinions on most movies don’t really go down a different path, than what most people think of the films that come out every year. I loved Moonlight, Mad Max: Fury Road was fantastic, I didn’t like Baywatch, I thought CHiPS was the worst movie of 2017, and you get the idea. I had to decide where I wanted to go with these reviews, and then it came to me. I was going to review movies that I found to be not only good, but ones that made me want to say, “Play it Again!”.  A lot of my favorite movies every year are the films that make me go “I want to see that again”. Yes, the Oscar films are usually pretty good, but I never find myself wanting to rewatch them. I want to tackle those films I won’t get sick of. These are your Logan Lucky, your From Dusk Til Dawn, your Ant-Man, your Uncle Buck, and your Moonstruck, etc.. Sure, some of them might be major award winners, but they will mostly be the films that the Academy might avoid giving awards to.

So, here are the rules. The films in question are chosen by a highly intellectual team of me, myself, and I. This means that these reviews are going to be of my subjective opinion. If you don’t agree with it, that’s fine, but do not get at me for liking a movie you didn’t. Oh, and to be clear, just because I don’t find it rewatchable, doesn’t mean I hate the movie itself. It simply means that it’s a great movie that I don’t want to watch again.

The next rule is that the films that qualify for these reviews must be at the very least 75-100% rewatchable. This means I won’t choose films that some critics like to say “only watch for the last 20 minutes”. I find that way of thinking damaging to film criticism, since who wants to spend money on a movie to simply watch the last 20 minutes? I never want to suggest a movie that’s only partly good, because I’d rather you spend money or your time watching a film that only has a few flaws.

The third and final rule (for now) is that I won’t be covering animated movies. I already do that with The Other Side of Animation. It has to be live-action and only live-action. I might bend the rules if there is an animated sequence in the film, but if it’s half-animated and half-live-action, then that’s going to The Other Side of Animation.

I hope you enjoy these reviews!